Deck the Halls- 3 year-old style

I wrote this little song today after drinking about  4 cups of hot cocoa  ( I know it is really dorky!) Sing to the tune of Deck the halls:)

Deck the walls with crayon and marker

Fa wa wa wa wa wa

My mom keeps singing Slient Night
It's not working but she hopes it might.

Unwrap the presents under the tree
I can't read yet, but I know they're for ME!

I just wet the floor, I missed the potty
Now momma's got to clean the floor and my body

Yesterday we went Christmas shopping
I decided not to walk but instead tried hopping

My mom walked one way, I went another
She had to track me down and almost lost my brother.

Daddy gets home in an hour
My mom keeps saying she can't wait to shower

I do these things because I'm only three
My mom has been praying, "O Lord help me!"

Fa wa wa wa waaaaa wa wa waaa waaaghhhHH!!!